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Congratulations on your baby's low birth weight!

Sorry I drank all your cough syrup with the codeine.

Congratulations on making your final bankruptcy payment!

Win or don't come home.

I'm for health care reform if it means sexier doctors.

I'm sorry that you had to spend your daughter's college money on an appendectomy.

Every child deserves access to health insurance unless they have a pre-existing condition ...

Your gluten-free diet is making you skinny. It's also making you annoying.

Face it! He's just not that into your blog.

I know you can't afford private school anymore, but don't worry, I hear public schools now offer math.

... not being able to support a mistress might make you a better husband.

I told you not to fuck that pig.