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Congratulations on making your final bankruptcy payment!

I'm for health care reform if it means sexier doctors.

Every child deserves access to health insurance unless they have a pre-existing condition ...

I'm sorry that you had to spend your daughter's college money on an appendectomy.

I'm know you can't afford private school anymore, but don't worry. I hear public schools now offer math.

... not being able to support a mistress might make you a better husband.

Who cares if they teach intelligent design in public schools? Most students can't read the textbooks anyway.

Congratulations on the birth of your child! We'll need a capable workforce to pay down our crushing national deficit.

... children today are facing some major challenges, but do they have to be so smug about it?

Good luck on your home abandonment!

Once the economy recovers you can go back to high school.

If the Jews do control the banking system, they're doing a really shitty job.

Just because you recycle doesn't mean you're a caring person.

Sorry to hear you were laid off ...

I'm sure the bank will appreciate the matching stainless-steel appliances.

You'll be back in middle management soon.

Heard you were laid off ...