Pet Related

There's no such thing as "man's best friend with benefits".

Just because your cat can't tell you to shut up ...

I can feel your pet staring at us while we make love.

... I kind of accidentally killed your cat while you were on vacation.

I am so tired of smelling your pet on my furniture.

I know you've always wanted a pet, but we live in a major metropolitan area.

We would really appreciate it if you could keep your pet's messes on your side of the fence.

A dog is not a babysitter.

I am concerned that you are burying your dead pets ...

How many more children have to suffer before you have your pet destroyed?

Your pet is the least friendly and filthiest animal I've ever had to deal with.

Do you know how much this procedure is going to cost us?

You need to stop neglecting your pet ...