Intervention

Your gluten-free diet is making you skinny. It's also making you annoying.

I'm glad to hear you're sober now, but you were a lot more interesting as a drunk.

I don't think it's healthy to have "date night" with your computer.

When your loved ones have to forcibly pull you from the gaming floor ...

I am concerned that you are stashing drugs in our car.

See you in 28 days!

... when someone shows up to work covered in vomit, it might be tme to get help.

... they died when your meth lab exploded.

You said you were only going to use it to help you study for finals.

Even your kids don't want to be around you anymore.

Sorry I couldn't make it to your intervention.

You'll bet on anything, won't you?

I think your need to continually exercise is a way to avoid looking at the real problems in your life.

If you don't stop spending time with minors ...