Graduation

Perhaps majoring in Medieval French Literature wasn't such a great idea.

Maybe our graduation party doesn't need a theme.

...the girls that reject you in college are much prettier.

You've just graduated from the school of hard cocks.

Congratulations on your community college fashion degree!

We're so happy we mortgaged our home for your college education.

Please return the practice dummy before questions are asked.

The American workforce isn't picky.

Congratulations on your graduation and initiation into the law enforcement profession.

Congratulations on graduating to blackbelt!

Life is like a showroom ...

I hope this career will take because I can't keep pretending to care.

So what if it's an online degree?