Goodbye

I wish there was an easy way to tell you I don't love you anymore.

The tentacles of your co-dependence are drowning me.

"Playing doctor" is one thing. "Being" a doctor is another.

... I need to spend time with more successful people.

... if I have to see another one of your "shows" ...

Let's just say you're stepping on my toes.

I will always remember you as the one I was too afraid to approach.

We need to cancel game nights until you can control your temper.

What has two thumbs and never wants to see you again?

I think I need to try and meet women on my own.

Your grunting is really distracting.

Taking care of you everytime we go to a party or a bar is getting really old.

I think it's time we buried this relationship ...