Get Well

I told you not to fuck that pig.

I hope your hernia operation is a success.

If it's bigger than your fist, it's probably not a sex toy.

Reattaching fingers is like getting a tooth filled in.

Believe me this happens all the time.

It said on the menu "extra spicy".

I understand your hallucinations are increasing.

... we kept telling you not to wear the purple bandana ...

Next time, if you don't pay us what you owe, you'll be dead.

Either learn how to hold your liquor or how to fight drunk.

... next time do some training first.

Just because your nurse is nice to you doesn't mean she wants to get involved ...