Friendship

Just because I can't afford to go away with you guys doesn't mean you shouldn't ask.

Our conversations regarding your workout regime are boring me to death.

I am not able to have children, so can I be your friend and spend time with yours?

We don't care about your children, but we understand that it's the only way you can participate in conversations.

I take the definition of "friend" literally.

It's not my fault that you need me more than I need you.

Being your friend has allowed me to hide my latent homosexuality ...

I think I'd like to make you a mix tape.

I've got your back.

You look like you could use a friend.

Not every bike ride has to be the Tour de France.

Let's do something that doesn't involve you cheating ...

I let you win because your life is empty.