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When it comes to docile Asian women I'm no racist.
Exactly how flexible would you say you are?
I don't have time to figure out the perfect romantic gift! Can't you just tell me what you want?
Our compound needs another wife. Will you marry us?
Persistence does not always wear down resistance. Sometimes it leads to a restraining order.
As soon as this chlamydia clears up, I'd like to take a shower with you.
I love petite women ...
Is there somewhere we can be alone?
I have missed being inside of your womb ...
I can't get the smell of your breath out of my mind.
Last call is not exactly the time raise your standards.
Would you like to spend time with me in my rec. room?
I don't know what this picture means, but...
You have no idea when I'm watching you...
Would you care for a cock sandwich?
We're gonna make some beautiful music together.
I want to be the father of your children.
Crying is not a safeword.