Breaking Up

... I just wanted to see how you're doing and ask if it's okay to start seeing your friends?

... it must be hard to be a single parent but I really don't need that sort of responsibility ...

I'm sure she'll still want to get back together after you've completed three more levels.

It's hard enough that you cheated on me, can you please not frequent my favorite restaurants?

This may seem like an inopportune time, but I think this just isn't working out.

I wish there was an easy way to tell you I don't love you anymore.

I found someone more compatible with my income bracket.

I think it's time we saw other people.

I think we should call this relationship "a wrap"!

I may never know at which point in our relationship I began to feel ...

Yes, darling ... the world is ending.

Yes, I hired that man to follow you.

I know you really liked him but it's been three weeks.