Birthday

There's a lot to love about getting older! As long as you love regret.

Happy 9th birthday! You're a fantastic lay.

Let's celebrate this one like it's your last!

My new wife requires a lot of attention...

Now that you're 30 ...

Like your ceaseless running upon the treadmill ...

The State now requires you to start paying child support.

It was a tough decision ...

Happy Birthday to the hottest step-sister a brother could wish for.

I'm sorry I couldn't get your favorite baseball hero to visit.

Things are sort of tight this year ...

We all wish you'd chosen a different path.

I think it's time we "punted" you out of the house.