Disrecards - Bad Tidings!

Congratulations on your baby's low birth weight!

Win or don't come home.

I'm for health care reform if it means sexier doctors.

Face it! He's just not that into your blog.

I don't think it's healthy to have "date night" with your computer.

There's no such thing as "man's best friend with benefits".

I will never love you back.

If it's bigger than your fist, it's probably not a sex toy.